1/. Hi there my name is Paula and I  have what I consider a very worthwhile job in the community, the trouble is when I tell new  friends what I do for a living I am greeted with either embarrassment from the girls or sly comments from the guys.  You see I am a sex therapist, yeah yeah I have heard it all before, so lets get the comments out of the way first before I tell you about my job. You can’t just become a sex therapist you know, there are years of training, you not only have to know how the human body responds to sex you have to understand how the mental pressures of sexual problems effect a person. The first question people usually ask me is why did I choose this particular career and its quite simple really, I had my own hang-ups about sex and was sent to see a therapist and I was so impressed with how much he helped me (ohh you have got a dirty mind, it wasn’t at all hands on) to understand my own body and how much pleasure I could give and receive back during the sexual act that I decided to take it up as a career.

2/. Like I said it does give me some problems in my personal life from boyfriends as well as friends, when I start a new relationship and tell the guy what I do for a living it immediately puts pressure on his sexual performance.  He starts to wonder is he doing it right, am I judging him or even the best one, is he big enough! this can come from a guy who has never questioned himself as to whether he is any good in bed or not.  If I feel the relationship is worthwhile I will endeavour to put his mind at rest but as you can imagine that is like taking my work home, so often I go months as a single girl but please don’t feel sorry for me as I am the best person to give myself sexual pleasure.  When I am in a mixed group and the subject comes up I can see the girls looking at me, its like I can read their minds, here I am a good looking girl and I spend my days talking about sex therefore I.must be extremely good in the sack. I immediately become a threat to them and the little sparks of jealousy start to fly when I talk to their boyfriends. The guys don’t help the matter because they just bring the conversation down to a really smutty level with their suggestive questions.

3/. I work from an office in my local hospital and it is usually a Doctor who will refer the patient or patients if it is a couple to me. The first meeting is usually a little difficult as of course I have to ask extremely personal questions and this usually leaves the guy squirming in his chair. I come up against a whole range of problems from the girl who has just had a baby and doesn’t feel sexy anymore, she hasn’t lost her baby weight and feels unattractive. I tell the husband/boyfriend to treat her to some really sexy lingerie, french knickers that will flow over her curvy bum all silk and lace, a matching well fitting underwired bra or basque so that her beautiful full breasts will look fantastic and the bra will give her a knockout cleavage, last but not least one of the deep suspender belts that fits the body from waist to hip, as she slips the soft fabric around her body and does up the little hooks she will revel in the way it pulls in her tummy and gives her back her pre-baby shape, a silky pair of stockings will complete the outfit and as she gently smoothes these over her legs she will begin to feel very good about herself.  By the time she is dressed in the beautiful lingerie I tell them she will be feeling good and sexy about herself and then its up to them to take it from there, complimenting her and telling her how fucking horny she looks giving her back her confidence. It gives me a lot of professional pleasure when I take a phone call from the guys and they tell me they have just had the most fantastic sex since the baby was born, I smile to myself when they tell me they are just going into town to do some more shopping.

4/. Another frequent patient I will have is the young girl who doesn’t know how her body works, she will never have explored herself with her fingers let alone a vibrator so when she does get a boyfriend she hasn’t got a clue, she can’t tell him what gives her pleasure and she has never had an orgasm, so instead of enjoying sex she starts to become frigid. The first visit is usually cringingly embarrasing for her, I am going to be discussing her pussy in full detail as I slowly explain to her about her clitoris and how much pleasure she will get playing with her fingers or a toy.  I have a great display of vibrators in my office and these usually fascinate a patient on their first visit, I explain that I will ask them to undress behind the screen and make themselves comfortable on the examination table. Because I am very professional the embarrassment doesn’t last too long and they giggle a bit as they choose a toy for me to demonstrate on them.  I don’t make them go straight for the pussy, as a lot of you already know a girls nipples are a very sexy erogenous zone, turning on the toy I invite them to gently rub it over their nipples and they are always amazed at how quickly they get hard and how they are getting little twinges of pleasure deep inside themselves.

5/. By now they are a little damp but not quite wet enough so I add some lubrication to their fingers and I tell them to open up their pussy lips and slip their fingers inside. They usually give a little gasp as their fingers connect to their clit for the first time, I encourage them to flick their fingers over it making it stand out like a little nub and once I can see it is exciting them I then tell them to start to move their fingers faster and harder.  As I watch all new patients begin to experience the very first climax of their lives, watching them writhing and panting on my table as it begins to build knowing what they are feeling ,yes I have to admit I do get stirrings deep within my own pussy but I stay professional at all times. As the girl explodes out over her fingers, all that lovely cum juice dripping out of her pussy she will be crying out with pleasure for the first time in her life and I love the look of amazement on their faces as they lay there in the warm afterglow of their first orgasm.

6/. The are usually so eager by now to use the toy that I have to stop them plunging it right in before I can explain what I want them to do.  I ask them to imagine that the toy is their fellas big hard cock and as they slip it inside I want them to experiment on what gives them the most pleasure, this way they will be able to tell their partner what they want and not just lay there while he bangs away to his hearts content. This can be easier said than done as they are now so greedy to experience another climax they have rammed that toy in up to the hilt and their hand is going at it like a piston.  I slow them down and explain its not all about hard and fast, its good to take it slowly at first otherwise you miss the build up, there is nothing like the guy pushing in hard and then slowly withdrawing and then pushing in hard again, teasing you until you are begging him to go faster.
Once they have listened to me and taken my advice they spend the next fifteen minutes wanking the head off the toy, (my budget has to include the replacement of a few hundred dildos a year, try explaining that to the tax man!) exploring and enjoying their bodies. At the end of a few sessions I have taught them all they need to know about the joys of oral and full penetration sex.

7/. Now you must be asking yourself how do I get pleasure, having admitted that I can get turned on during my sessions I do arrive home sometimes with my pussy dripping wet and crying out to be played with. Well let me tell you, my nickname amongst my girlfriends is Red, I love the colour and being blonde it really suits me.  At work I have to wear dark suits to look professional, I can introduce a little colour with a red blouse or a scarf but its only really when I am at home that I can indulge in dressing up in my favourite clothes. As you can imagine my drawers are full of beautiful red lingerie, I think my body looks so sexy in this colour and I have every style you can think of.  After a hard day at the office nothing relaxes me more than having a shower, moisturising with a creamy perfumed body lotion, smoothing it all over my skin so its silky soft and smelling delicious. With my hair gleaming and my toenails painted a very fetching deep red I am ready to choose some wickedly sexy lingerie to wear.

8/. My red suspender belt is made of satin and it feels cool and sensual as I wrap it around my waist, reaching behind me to do up all the little hooks and eyes.  I smooth it down over my tummy and as I look down I can see the top of my muff peeking out underneath. I choose a pair of full red, soft velvety panties, as I step into these and slide them up over my thighs they sit nice and snug over my bum cheeks, running my hands over the fabric it feels like my arse is covered in a very soft silky fur. I pull each of my suspenders through the leg of my panties and with a feeling of excitement take a pair of red seamed stockings out of the packet. As I carefully roll each one up my legs, smoothing the soft red nylon around my ankles and calves, I feed each little suspender button through the silky band around my thighs. The seams look so sexy running up the back of my legs and with a final adjustment I slip my beautiful red dress over my head and it slides down my body, rustling as it slips over my stockings.

9/. Seeing how sexy and sensual I look in the mirror I start to imagine sharing it with a particularly attractive patient that I have seen that day, with my wicked imagination it could be either boy or girl.  Usually though it is one of my female patients, remembering them wanking hard and fast with one of my toys, having so much fun for the first time in their lives leaves me reaching for my big hard red dildo.  I am wet already as I start to play and of course I know exactly what to do with it as I lubricate it with my juices before slipping it inside.  With my eyes closed I imagine it is her hand using the toy and as she finds my clit I can feel the vibrating tip start to make it hard as the feelings shoot up through my pussy.  Slowly at first she moves it in and out, each time it goes in it slides back over my clit and my arse cheeks rise up off the floor to meet it, I tell her to go in deeper now and to go a little faster, I gasp as she pushes it in as far it will go.  Moving my hand quicker I imagine her  beginning to wank me faster and harder and I can feel my climax start as my arse and pussy muscles start to spasm, I am gasping for breath now as I feel my orgasm explode, my cum dribbling out around the dildo and my body shuddering as the
last of my climax dies away.

10/. Laying back on my pillows I know I have a wicked evening in front of me, all that pent up sexual feeling that I have had to keep under control all day will need at least an hour or so of my pussy being fucked with my toys before I feel totally satisfied. And of course all this self therapy keeps me on top of my job so to speak, when I tell a female patient how and where to use a dildo I am of course speaking from personal as well as professional experience.  So if any of you out there feel in need of a little sexual therapy, don’t hesitate to phone my office, there is a bit of a waiting list of course because I am exceptionally good at my job.